MIDNIGHT ROLLER
#73

By day, Midnight Roller is America's sweetheart, filled with love and kindness and sugar and spice. She started skating inlines at the tender age of 15, and quickly became addicted to the speed and the rush of freedom she felt when she slipped on her skates. Skating took her to a fairy tale land, a place where cotton candy clouds soared overhead and fairies flew alongside her, barely able to keep up with her blazing speed. But that all changed one day, when some crusty redneck with a curly mullet and a rusty El Camino ran her off the road and smushed her best fairy friend under his wheels. Heartbroken, she didn't think twice – she chased him down on her skates, threw pixie dust into his eyes, and shoulder-blocked his car right into a tree. She skated off with a huge smile on her face. When her victim collected himself and his junker and limped back to town, he had quite a story to tell. The legend of Midnight Roller grew, shared in whispers, until one day, the BnB's found her at the local rink, strapped quads on her feet, and put her on the track. Midnight was right at home. She's solid as a rock and faster than a speeding bullet. She's the element of surprise, who will dominate the rink with her undeniable strength and speed, and knock even the toughest derby vet to their knees if they get in the way of her beloved Belles. She's focused, she's furious, and above all, she's fast! Watch her sparkle, and shine like the moon and the stars. But, watch for the lunar eclipse because when the lights go out Midnight Roller will be coming for you.